AISubs v3.7
- Yadoo! - Tetsuya!
- Dioto! - Tojitsu!
- Yordle! - Yordle!
Some of you may not know, but we each own a YouTube company.
- We're CEOs. - Yes.
And Tetsuya is a CEO of a YouTube company.
- And one of those employees seems dissatisfied. - Huh?!
- So we made him do it. - Are you okay with that?
- I don't think it's that serious. - You haven't hit him?
- No, I haven't. - That's a pretty obvious problem.
Super low salary and stuff.
- I'm calling that employee. Can you come in? - Okay.
Come on in!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Good morning! - Dio, come in.
- You're coming in? - I'm opening up, but you're not coming in.
You come in!
- It's impossible for a kind senior like you... - Oh, that was close!
- I said it in a low voice. - Don't mess with me in the beginning!
- I'm telling you... - I'm mad at you!
- I'm not going to let you get away with this. - I'm going to get mad at you.
I've known him since high school.
- He suddenly called me a few years ago. - Yeah.
He asked me if I'd like to train under him.
- Like, "Do you have a job for me?" - Yeah.
I said it and he came all the way here.
I'm working under him like this and helping him grow.
- But I do have complaints. - Oh!
- I have a lot of complaints. - I see.
- So I came here today to tell you about my complaints. - Oh, I see.
- It's not like I have any complaints. - Oh, I see.
- Don't bully me, Tetsuya. - You've fallen for it, haven't you?
- Don't fall for it, Tetsuya. - You've fallen for it, haven't you? - I'm done with you and all of you.
- Just say it, already! - Just say it, already! - I've been thinking about it lately.
- I leave the leftovers on the table for lunch and dinner.
- I don't do that! - You don't do that!
- I only leave it on the table. - That's also something I do.
- What about you, president? - I feel like I'm being hired.
- Maybe you should say "I'll help you" instead of "I'll help you". - No, it's fine to leave the trash behind you, right?
- That's more important than anything. - That's right.
But you're the only one who does it for me.
Oh, Shiba Inu too.
- You're the only one. - You're the only one.
- But I'm still dissatisfied. - Yeah.
- There's more. - There's more.
- Take it. - There's more.
It stinks of cigarettes in the car!
That's because you're driving and you're smoking in someone else's car.
- No, my own car. - Huh?
- What?
- You say my own car stinks of cigarettes? - Yeah.
- What does that mean? - I'm dissatisfied!
- Stop it! - Stop it!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Stop being violent!
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
You're talking about my own car now!
As a member of the company, I'm dissatisfied with my work environment.
- There's more. - Keep going.
You say "this is your training," but you leave it all up to me.
You say "this is for your training," but you let me do it for you.
- That's a little... - Tell me what you have.
- For example, you have your masterpieces in your videos. - Yeah.
I think you've been leaving that up to me lately.
If it were my own work, I'd make it myself.
But I don't want people to see my content and think it's funny.
I made it all.
You made it all?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Be confident!
I got it!
I finally got it!
Poop and pee should be done in the bathroom!
I'm not walking around like that!
You're walking around, aren't you?
Poop, poop and pee should be done in the bathroom!
You're the first cleaner.
You should play a game in front of poop.
Poop and pee should be done in the bathroom!
You're a genius!
You're amazing!
I think it's not a good idea to say things like "poop and pee should be done in the bathroom."
That's right.
Yes, it is.
I'm not good at talking.
Yes, you are.
But I have a complaint about it.
Yes, you do.
I have a complaint about poop and pee.
So, today...
I'm going to poop and pee every day and make Little Bakudan and Tetsuya happy!
You don't like poop and pee, do you?
You just don't like it.
I've come up with a game plan.
It's an advantageous game for everyone.
So, today...
Tetsuya is going to play "I'm sure I can poop and pee."
Is it possible?
Can I really do it?
Well, I know one game.
One game?
I know one game.
But I really don't know what it is.
Is it a game?
Can I do it seriously?
On the contrary, you can poop and pee now.
Even if you poop and pee, Tetsuya will lose five times in this game.
But I don't want you to lose.
So, you can't do it today.
If you don't do it seriously, you can't do it.
So, I'm going to poop and pee now.
I'm going to poop and pee.
Well...
Should I quit?
That's the only solution.
Then, let's get started!
Yes!
Please announce the first game.
The first game is...
Basketball one-on-one!
Yes!
That's it!
As expected!
I'm really bad at basketball.
I really don't know how to play it.
You used to play basketball when you were little.
Yes, I used to play basketball.
I can't win even if I'm 10 times weaker than you.
You can't win even if you're 10 times weaker than me.
What kind of rules are there?
You need to score 10 points.
10 points?!
That's a lot of points!
Oh, I don't like it.
You can do it, Tetsuya!
I have three points.
Can I do it?
Yes!
Then, let's play basketball!
I'll definitely poop and pee!
If I lose even once, I'll quit.
Oh, no.
It's okay. I'll definitely poop and pee.
Watch me!
You talk too much.
You!
I'll beat you up!
Wasn't that a foul?
No fouls.
I shouldn't have hit you.
Don't kick me!
Go get it!
You!
Go get it!
Let's go!
Yes!
Nice!
(The game is over)
Ah! Wait! Wait!
Yes, yes, yes! I got it! I got it!
It's okay, it's okay, it's not there.
It's not there?
It's not there.
We don't know.
What are you doing?
We're not doing anything.
We're just playing.
I see.
I knew it!
It's out! It's out!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
What happened?
Ah...
Are you okay?
What happened?
I got hit.
No, no, no!
You shouldn't do that!
You got hit.
No, no, no!
I'm sorry.
You didn't get hit.
I hit you.
You hit me.
You hit me like this.
Five times!
Five times in an instant!
You're fast!
You said "foo"
I'm sorry about that.
Let's go home.
Are you okay?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Do it properly!
I'll tell you in Kawahara, so be careful.
You were really fine just now.
I finally got it!
How many points do you have left?
One more point.
I'll win if I score one more point.
If you score one more point...
Yes.
Let's go!
Hit it! Hit it!
Hit it!
I'm tearing up!
I did it!
I scored 10 points!
Yeah!
What just happened?
What were you doing?
You hit me with the ball, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
No, you were too desperate and you finished it unconsciously.
I thought you were going to punish me.
I thought you were going to shoot me with a tank.
What's the result?
It's 10-0.
I'm going to win four times in a row and fire you.
That's what you do when you challenge the president.
You have to take your town mark with you.
That's right.
But I'm sure you can win the next one.
The next one is inside the house.
It's inside the house.
Let's go back to the studio.
Let's win.
Yeah!
Drink it!
You can't drink it now.
It's 1-1 now.
It's not like that.
What do you mean "yeah"?
Please announce the second event.
The second event is...
The speed eater confrontation!
Wait a minute.
The title is...
You said you would bring your favorite title.
It's really fast.
This is the second one.
This is the second favorite title in your life.
Really?
There is something like that.
I'm confident.
The first one to sneeze first wins.
I'm fast from the beginning.
Let's make it.
No, no, no.
You can't do it.
I made it.
You can't do it.
You are funny.
I'm good at making it.
I don't want to do it.
I'm glad you stopped me.
You should have stopped me.
Let's do it.
I'm ready for it.
Am I late?
You are late.
I'm counting on you.
I'm fast.
Time's up.
Shut up.
What's wrong with you?
I saw you making it.
But you couldn't make it at all.
You should have made it more.
And you sneezed.
You are fast.
You can only beat Tetsuya with basketball in your life.
What are you talking about?
You said you were really fast.
I thought you would make it in 5 seconds.
Tetsuya made it in 19 seconds.
Kikuto made it in 22 seconds.
Kikuto lost.
How fast can you make it?
Relax.
Show me how fast you can make it.
Are you ready?
Can you make it more?
It stopped.
What are you doing?
It stopped.
You are the worst.
You are terrible.
This is enough.
You are stupid.
You made it explode.
You said you would make it in 5 seconds.
It's over.
I can make it in 3 seconds.
You should make it in 3 seconds.
The third game is arm wrestling.
Arm wrestling.
Can you win?
I'm not good at it.
They will fight with all their strength.
You are avoiding it.
You will lose for sure.
It's okay.
It's dangerous.
It's okay.
Are you ready?
Fight!
(clap)
What's wrong with you?
Hey! Hey!
Don't make fun of me!
You are making fun of YouTube, aren't you?
I'm making a show for you.
Why are we three members watching you?
You are the one who is losing.
What is it?
You are making fun of me.
I didn't expect it.
You are the one who is losing.
(laugh)
If you win two more rounds, you can go to the bar.
I think you will win.
You will win three rounds.
I'm sure you will win the next round.
I'm sure you will win the next and the last round.
I'm sure you will win.
Let's announce the fourth event.
Okay.
Very spicy fast-food battle.
(clap)
You are saying this to your members.
It's terrible.
You are saying this to your members.
I like spicy food.
You like Korean food, don't you?
I like Korean food.
(laugh)
- Wow! - Really?
- That's better rules to win. - Rules to win.
- I'm scared. I've never done it. - It's tough.
- But I can't cry here. - Yes, you can.
- I'm doing this to eat this, die and crush Teo's company. - Well, you're Tecchan's fan.
(laugh)
- Only your face came out. (laugh) - Why me? (laugh)
- Only your face came out. - Isn't it funny? (laugh)
- You're the one who called me a fan. (laugh)
- It was crazy fast. - You didn't say anything and looked at me directly. (laugh)
- Wow! - Your face came out. (laugh)
- Who is who is there. - You know it.
- No, I won't lose. - Put your chopsticks down.
- I'll take a look. - Put your chopsticks down.
- I already have a sweet. - I have a sweet.
- Wow! - It's over. (laugh)
- I won. (laugh)
- I tried to do something amazing. - Amazing!
- I'll tell you if you come here. - Yes, you will.
- Ready, go!
- It's tough.
- Wow! It's coming.
- So fast! - Hurry!
- It's about to come! - Go!
- This is hard! - It's from here!
- Forget it! - Aaaah!
- Go! - Forget spicy stuff!
You're going down like this!
- Go! - Go!
- Go! Hurry!
- Go!
- Hey!
- Go! - What are you doing?
- You... - Aaaah!
- OK, finished! - Finished...
What are you doing?
You'll die! You'll die!
You'll die if you don't eat it. You're just tasting it.
You'll die! You'll die! You'll die! You'll die!
What are you doing?
Munga!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You're sweating a lot!
Neck!
Tetsuya did it in 1 minute and 10 seconds.
- 1 minute and 4 seconds! - Wow!
11 seconds, right?
Didn't you update your time a lot?
- Yeah, it was 17 seconds last time. - Yeah, you updated it.
- I practiced it. - Yeah, yeah.
It was 1 minute and 17 seconds.
And you...
For 3 minutes...
Hit me.
Idiot!
- Wait a minute... - Is it a funny face or a sad face?
It's frustrating.
I've lost so many times.
Even if I win a few more times, I won't lose.
I have no choice but to ask you for a favor. Please go out with me.
President Tetsuya...
The last match is very important for me.
Please let me win!
Then...
You should win with this.
- You're so kind. - President Tetsuya...
On the contrary, I want to do it my own way.
If you're prepared to say you can't win anything...
- No! - I'll do it! Please!
- If you say it like that, it's fine, right? - Okay!
- Let's bet on winning. - Wow!
- Thank you! - Yes!
Announce the final match!
The final match is...
"If you say it like that, you lose." Butt-fist match!
- Which one is it? - It's kind of annoying...
This is so annoying!
Can't we do something more fun?
Chaos Rising...
Wow!
If you have guts, you'll never lose.
I'll never lose.
Oh, I see.
It's okay. I just lost because of my guts.
I'm very patient.
Really?
I won last time!
Like, "I have guts,"
I'm good at eating spicy food,
It's the same tone.
I think I lost because I ate too fast.
Speaking of pain, I hate pain, too.
Oh, this one!
This is it.
Oh, this is it.
Hey, look at me!
- Okay, what do we do? - I want you to do this.
- Okay, what do we do? - Go ahead and do it.
I'm losing right now.
- I'm losing right now. - I'm losing right now.
You're the biggest loser.
Chaos Rising...
Have you ever done a butt-fist match?
No.
Why did you bring that up?
Do you know you'll end up like this after it's over?
Well, it's okay.
Seriously, I'm gonna do it!
This guy!
You keep giving me orders!
The order is important.
Seriously, it's important.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Okay, I'll do it.
Are you watching me?
I can't see your head!
You're wearing pants!
Ow...
Don't say "ow"!
You're putting out your butt too much.
Is it okay for you to put out your butt like that?
Don't say "hey," and spit it out!
You can't do it without your butt.
Okay, next!
Bring it on!
Let's start with the first one!
Here I go!
Wow! Amazing!
It really did fall off!
Wow!
It really did fall off!
Wow!
Wait, isn't it too hard?
I'm scared!
Here I go!
You did it, Tetsuya!
Tetsuya, is it over?
Tetsuya, are you okay?
One!
Tetsuya, your finger is broken.
But you can do it again, Tetsuya.
You can do it!
No!
Wait!
You lost!
No, I didn't lose!
What are you doing?
I don't know.
You hit me in the back of the thigh.
The place is different.
It's here.
If you complain, I'll do it, too.
Here I go!
Wow!
Wait a minute.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What is it?
You're good at this.
Wait, what is it?
I'm scared!
What is it?
In the end...
It's the opposite of what you said.
Wait a minute!
Are you serious?
Are you going to give up?
No, I won't.
It hurts!
It's so fun!
You're amazing!
There are weaknesses, too.
I'll destroy it!
It's over.
I can't win.
He's strong.
I got it!
I got it.
You're the first one.
I got it!
You're the first one.
I don't want to play anymore.
It's already started.
You're the first one.
No, I'm not.
You're the first one.
No, I'm not.
Wait a minute!
You haven't admitted defeat yet?
I haven't, you idiot.
You're the first one.
I'm scared.
It hurts.
Stop it!
It's a great death match.
Don't kill each other!
It's not a killing match.
It's a one-sided defeat.
I won!
It's amazing.
I couldn't win.
I feel refreshed.
That's why you brought it.
Is it swollen?
No.
It's red.
It doesn't hurt.
Is my swing weak?
No, it's strong.
It's strong.
It's good.
It's a truce.
A person who wants to be a truce will be in trouble if he doesn't do it properly in the end.
I was in trouble in each shot.
Is this worth it?
Don't bully me.
Remember this.
I'm the president.
You just hit the president with a bat.
You just hit the president and his subordinates with a bat.
And the president was like this.
I'm sorry.
I was dissatisfied with it, but I like it now.
I see.
I like it now.
As the president, please accept my dissatisfaction.